GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!
I will not bore you all with the story he gave me this time but suffice it to say that it gets even more ridiculous and this one involved police protection (3 officers no less!!!) and a shooting incident in Spain which he only survived due to uncomfortable shoes ( DON'T ASK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
He was under the impression that I was in the UK so I did nothing to disabuse him of that notion although I almost slipped up by offering to call his girlfriend to prove to her that I was in France!!!! I managed to backtrack that by alluding to the fact that the Dartybox can switch my calls thru the router so that it shows up as coming from France even if I am in UK. This of course is not true, (The Dartybox only chooses the cheapest option) the only way I can reroute a call is thru the BT security Switch box in UK which would show any call as coming from UK no matter where it is being made from and would have completely defeated the object of the exercise!! Anyway, he was unaware of these facts and accepted what I said although he then pre-empted my action by telling me he had spoken to her and told her he was not going back to Spain as he had a job in Malta so I had no need to worry about anything !!
Good one eh?
Sadly (for him) he was unaware of the fact that I had him on audio thru the web cam set up on MSN and I heard about 75% of his conversation with his lady friend and far from telling his “Sweety” to fuck off ( as he told both Su and I he had done) he was as lovey-dovey as ever , bad mouthing me as usual and promising to wing his way back to her ASAP.
While I rememeber...............speaking of French phone numbers........ For any of you who don't know, my mobile and landline numbers here at Elysium are now one and the same so if u call my mobile number and I am at home it simply transfers itself to the landline if I don't answer within 5 rings and vice versa so I now only use the mobile number. Hope that's as clear as mud to everyone! J
Anyway MM and his girlfriend are hopefully now history ( for their sake as much as mine cos Su is gunning for both of them!!!) he is a cruel and nasty person who seems to have taken a great deal of pleasure form lying to me in order to hurt me but I have well and truly learnt my lesson now so if you could all pleeeeeeeeeeease stop the lectures and “I told you so”'s ...... enough said I think !!
But, apart from all that crap, I have spent a few days in hospital being assessed and apparently ( all fingers and toes crossed) in spite of the rise in BP due to contact with MM, all seems well and the prognosis is good ( well short term at least ) so that's a weight off my mind. In order to celebrate we went to Longchamps for the weekend and lost a lot of euros but what the hell ...you only live once J
Su, Passy, Claire and Rebecca all went home on Sunday so the house feels quite empty at the moment. Lee heads back to the US on Thursday for a week and will fly back with Jack and Simon on June 7th in time for the party.
I will not bore you all with the story he gave me this time but suffice it to say that it gets even more ridiculous and this one involved police protection (3 officers no less!!!) and a shooting incident in Spain which he only survived due to uncomfortable shoes ( DON'T ASK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
He was under the impression that I was in the UK so I did nothing to disabuse him of that notion although I almost slipped up by offering to call his girlfriend to prove to her that I was in France!!!! I managed to backtrack that by alluding to the fact that the Dartybox can switch my calls thru the router so that it shows up as coming from France even if I am in UK. This of course is not true, (The Dartybox only chooses the cheapest option) the only way I can reroute a call is thru the BT security Switch box in UK which would show any call as coming from UK no matter where it is being made from and would have completely defeated the object of the exercise!! Anyway, he was unaware of these facts and accepted what I said although he then pre-empted my action by telling me he had spoken to her and told her he was not going back to Spain as he had a job in Malta so I had no need to worry about anything !!
Good one eh?
Sadly (for him) he was unaware of the fact that I had him on audio thru the web cam set up on MSN and I heard about 75% of his conversation with his lady friend and far from telling his “Sweety” to fuck off ( as he told both Su and I he had done) he was as lovey-dovey as ever , bad mouthing me as usual and promising to wing his way back to her ASAP.
While I rememeber...............speaking of French phone numbers........ For any of you who don't know, my mobile and landline numbers here at Elysium are now one and the same so if u call my mobile number and I am at home it simply transfers itself to the landline if I don't answer within 5 rings and vice versa so I now only use the mobile number. Hope that's as clear as mud to everyone! J
Anyway MM and his girlfriend are hopefully now history ( for their sake as much as mine cos Su is gunning for both of them!!!) he is a cruel and nasty person who seems to have taken a great deal of pleasure form lying to me in order to hurt me but I have well and truly learnt my lesson now so if you could all pleeeeeeeeeeease stop the lectures and “I told you so”'s ...... enough said I think !!
But, apart from all that crap, I have spent a few days in hospital being assessed and apparently ( all fingers and toes crossed) in spite of the rise in BP due to contact with MM, all seems well and the prognosis is good ( well short term at least ) so that's a weight off my mind. In order to celebrate we went to Longchamps for the weekend and lost a lot of euros but what the hell ...you only live once J
Su, Passy, Claire and Rebecca all went home on Sunday so the house feels quite empty at the moment. Lee heads back to the US on Thursday for a week and will fly back with Jack and Simon on June 7th in time for the party.